Walk the Horrendous Streets of Horror Town...

...where danger can be found in the most unexpected places!

 

 

Welcome to Horror Town!

Ever heard of those stories,

where pixies roam the land?

Where the Prince weds the Princess,

and 'Happily Ever After' is the end?

Have you ever wondered,

what it would be like...

where the Princess's mattresses

were replaced by spikes?

And if Sleeping Beauty's prince

would never have arrived,

she would lay there for eternity,

frozen in time.

Welcome to Horror Town

where your nightmares come true,

where causing fright is a pleasure,

and we don't just say 'boo'.

Our job is to scare

and don't get us wrong,

we don't cause much harm...

...unless you want to play along.

We don't often have visitors,

but we have too many shops to count,

and we also have a circus,

in which the audience doesn't come back out.

Our brick paved streets

are very, very old

and just watch your step,

'cause they can swallow you whole.

Down by our hotel,

there's plenty of space

but the last visitor didn't check out,

and he left his suitcase.

Our ice cream shop's nearby,

if you have a sweet tooth,

but don't mind the bugs

that come with every scoop...

Overall, we sound scary,

but don't be afraid

Welcome to Horror Town

Have an Unpleasant Stay

 

 

Welcome to Horror Town written by Kiwicatlover